GEO – The Caption Contest

This comic was so “successful” at the time, I made a caption contest series! Here are all the entries with their winning caption underneath.

Elmer: Bill, I swear it wasn’t my fault!
Bill: Then who was it?
Elmer: Isaac Newton! He made things such as gravity! It’s all his fault!
Caption by: Hexor
P.J.: Daisy, I thought you said you would FIX the time-space continuum.
Daisy: It IS fixed! It’s just…Taking a hot shower…
Caption by: Reaper Kirby (Spinni the Swift)
Elmer: DOOOOOOON’T YOUUUUUUUUUUU EAAAAAAAAAAT MYYYYYYYYYYYYY CHIIIIIIICKENNNNNN WIIIIIIIIIIIINGSSSSSSS
Caption by: Diddgery
chicken: OHHHHH IMMMMM A LITLE PREATY DAIIIIIISY FLOOOOWWWING DOOOWWN THHEE STREEEEAAAMMM!!!!!!!
bill: oookaaay, hes got chicken flu bill, back away
elmer:we should get him chicken soup! thats what my mommy always got me when i was sick!
bill: one, you dont have a mom, you were drawn. Two, giving him chicken soup would be canibalism.
elmer: sad face after realizing he doesnt have a mom sobs
Caption by: ALPHAKNIGHT
Elmer: You dont know where i am!!!
Bill: Yes I do…
Elmer: How?
Bill: First, your face is still visible…. Second…. YOU HAVE A FREAKING SIGN POINTING AT YOU!!!
Caption by: Hammerfan
Elmer- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH-(Takes breath)
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH- (Takes another breath)
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uughh…
What was I doing, again?
Caption by : The Xanzi
Elmer: We should find Rick. Then we can be even sketchier!
rimshot
Bill: …as soon as I get arms, I’m punching you.
Caption by : Hypotenuse Man
Bill: I’m not mad at you. Just come here and give me a nice big hug…
Elmer: Ummm… Okay?
Caption by : Exuro

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The end! Pretty freakin weird, huh?

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